Children Are Quick
(copas dari temon)
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
the tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical
formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing
we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so
dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence
starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is....
TEACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, 'I
am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth
letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in
his hand.....
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do
you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is
a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My
Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person
who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
(Apakah dikau seorang guru ? Bener enggak
sih apa yang dibilang Harold ini ?)
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!!!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!!
really make me haha...
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