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Children Are Quick

(copas dari temon)

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is....

TEACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

(Apakah dikau seorang guru ? Bener enggak sih apa yang dibilang Harold ini ?)

PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!!!

LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!!

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membuat tabel di blogspot

saya akan mencoba membuat tabel dengan cara copy-paste dari microsoft word.

Daftar Nilai Pelajaran Komputer
No	Nama	Nilai			Total Nilai	Rata-rata
		Ulangan 1	Ulangan 2	Ulangan 3
1	Rani	80	75	85
2	Rina	85	90	85
3	Irna	75	75	75
4	Rian	60	65	65
5	Niar	75	80	75
Banyaknya Siswa
Total Nilai Tertinggi
Rata-rata Nilai Irna
Nilai Ulangan Tertinggi Rina
Rata-rata Terendah
NIS	Nama	Nilai			Rata-rata
		Tugas	Ulangan	Ujian
B212	Andri	65	60	70
B231	Indra	70	75	70
B254	Radin	85	85	85
B260	Dinar	75	70	75
B275	Randi	85	85	90
Jumlah Siswa Seluruhnya
Nilai Tugas Terendah
Nilai Tertinggi Dinar
Total Nilai Randi
Rata-rata Ujian

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membuat batik dengan menggunakan MS PAINT

Ini merupakan salah satu kreasi anak menggunakan MS. Paint pada Windoes XP.

Ikon yang digunakan adalah RECTANGLE (kotak) , LINe (garis), CURVE (garis lengkung), dan FILL WITH COLOR (anak-anak sering menyebut cat tumpah).

hasil akhir

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