Children Are Quick
(copas dari temon)
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
the tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical
formula...
