Rabu, 14 Maret 2012

rehat sejenak

Children Are Quick
(copas dari temon)

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is....
TEACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
(Apakah dikau seorang guru ? Bener enggak sih apa yang dibilang Harold ini ?)

PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!!!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!!

Senin, 05 Maret 2012

membuat tabel di blogspot

saya akan mencoba membuat tabel dengan cara copy-paste dari microsoft word.
Daftar Nilai Pelajaran Komputer











No
Nama
Nilai
Total Nilai
Rata-rata
Ulangan 1
Ulangan 2
Ulangan 3
1
Rani
80
75
85


2
Rina
85
90
85


3
Irna
75
75
75


4
Rian
60
65
65


5
Niar
75
80
75









Banyaknya Siswa




Total Nilai Tertinggi




Rata-rata Nilai Irna




Nilai Ulangan Tertinggi Rina




Rata-rata Terendah


















NIS
Nama
Nilai
Rata-rata

Tugas
Ulangan
Ujian

B212
Andri
65
60
70


B231
Indra
70
75
70


B254
Radin
85
85
85


B260
Dinar
75
70
75


B275
Randi
85
85
90









Jumlah Siswa Seluruhnya




Nilai Tugas Terendah




Nilai Tertinggi Dinar




Total Nilai Randi




Rata-rata Ujian




Kamis, 01 Maret 2012

membuat batik dengan menggunakan MS PAINT

Ini merupakan salah satu kreasi anak menggunakan MS. Paint pada Windoes XP.
Ikon yang digunakan adalah RECTANGLE (kotak) , LINe (garis), CURVE (garis lengkung), dan FILL WITH COLOR (anak-anak sering menyebut cat tumpah).
hasil akhir